Wait a Second...

Wait.

I just had to make this post so that I could have 13 posts for January. That's my lucky number, you know. 13. Mostly it's bad luck for some people, but because I was born on the 13, it's lucky for me. Wow. My writing skills are really poor tonight. Must be because I just finished the first chapter of PoL, so I'm completely out of skilladge. Oh well.
Good night! (again...for the third time...)
See you in February!
-Samm

Last Day

OMG I just noticed that today is the last day of January! I get to change my Merlin calendar tomorrow! No, wait...I'll change it tonight! Mwahahahahahaha!!

*cough*

Bye!

PoL

PoL
Okay, I know -- it's a terrible abbreviation. I get it. but anyway, yeah. I finished making my site for Prisoners of Love (my warriors story..?) and I'm done the prologue and first chapter. So, go read it! Just go to the site, and click on "Part One". It gives you links to every chapter (but only the first two are up there right now). Or you can choose them from the drop down menu...
I also drew a map of the territories, and uploaded the Clan's descriptions and charracters, so read those too!
Oh, and the prologue is written VERY badly, but I'm actually very pleased with chapter one.
Anywho, here is the site! CLICK HERE TO BE TRANSPORTED!

Okay, bed time! No, wait. I have to read Jade's story first...
-Samm

WalMart

15 Things to do in Walmart

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

New Site

Hey y'all! I found the funniest person on the planet: AmazingPhil!
Yeah. YouTube. Anyway.

I'm starting a new website -- don't worry! I'm still using this one, but the other one is for my warriors story that I'm going to start writing. It's going to be so great I'll have to get writing, and I still need a name for it...I have it as "Warrior Cattails" right now, but that will most likely change...

Anyhow, it you want to look at it, I'll be putting up the link in a while. (A while being whenever I get up at least one post...)

Okey Dokey! See you!
-Samm

Five Babies

Oh my gosh! Meredith and Derek are meant to be together, but McBitch comes along and is like haya! And Alex slept with McRedHead when he's supposed to be going out with Izzy. And yeah I'd write more but I wanna keep watching!!

Oh, and a girl who murdered three people swallowed four raser blades.

And a guy needs to put leaches on his face, and wants to take them home as pets.

Oh, oh! Plus, a chick who already has three boys, just had five baby girls named Charlotte, Emily, Lucy, Kate and Julie.

But Emily is going to die, so that sucks.

Role Playing

Okay, I found the best site ever! It's a role-playing site where you play cats in different Clans and stuff. I'm already addicted. There, I'm known as "Junipershine", and I play:

SunClan
~Tumblestar (leader! I made this Clan!) (boy)

AirClan
~Brightmist (medicine cat) (girl)
~Thunderbreeze (warrior) (boy)

EclipesClan
~Duskpaw (apprentice) (boy)
~Cederleaf (warrior) (girl)

It's totally great! Here is the link! Sign up for a Clan and play!
http://ssswarriorcats.proboards.com/

I've attached my cat's pictures, too! Aren't they adorable?

@ Kaitlyn's

Hey there! No time to write today, we're about to watch Greys Anatomy, so yeah. Oh, I'm at Kaitlyn's grandma's house, so yeah.

Here's a video for you to enjoy!!!

Bye!

Waiting

I'm waiting to go over to the couch to get my book, but there are people sitting there! Err, I mean, well, not that I'm afraid of people, but it's a person that i don't know. Brandon brought his brother with him. I've heard a LOT of stories about Mitchel, and none of them have been good. But Alex was worried for me that I've, like, think he was totally amazing and stuff, because apparently he's really good looking. But one look at him and I know: UGGGLLLYYYYY! What is with his hair, anyway? What time is he living in?

Anyway, they're going now, so I'll so read!

Bye!

Nothin'

Hmm...I don't really have much to say today. So, that's all.

Oh, wait! Yes I do! Watch this video that I made about Echokit! (That's her warrior name.) It's totally cute!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ENxX_Ti0o4

Movie night tonight! Wonder what we're watching...

January 7 2010

Sorry I haven't been writing as much as I used to, but I got a new journal for Christmas, so yeah.

Exams are coming up. Eek! I had horrible dreams about them... Trust me, you don't want to know. I already described them in my journal. (Yeah, I know, you've been replaced -- get over it.) I'm not going to write too much, because I just wrote that YESTERDAY'S blog post, so this will be quick.

wow. I totally forgot what I was going to write about. Bummer. Well, this will be even quicker than I thought. I guess I'll....update you on the two cats? Well, I found out why Random is so cranky -- she's 40 in cat years. She must be having her mid-life crisis or something. Anyway, Random will now go right up to Echo and snif her, but she's grownling while she does it. All they do is stalk each other, and then hiss when they meet eyes. It's so weird, and yet funny to watch at the same time.

Ew. You know what's NOT funny? Echo won't use the stupid little box! Well, I mean, she does, but half the time she uses the closet in the porch instead. Not funny at ALL.

Hey Scott, I though you said she was little-box trained? :)

(Okay, maybe a little funny...)

Scott the Cracked Pot

I would have written this yesterday after Youth, but my sister had to do her 1000 word essay, so I thought I'd let her have the computer (quite generous of me, no?). So this post is really for the 6th of January, 2010.

TODAY=YESTERDAY

YESTERDAY=THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY

It was the first day back at school today, and it was actually alright. I didn't fall asleep or anything, anyway (not that I ever do in school...). The only thing that was horrible was the fact that I've been getting up at 9:30am every day for the past two weeks, so the Sun is always there. But since I had to get up at 6:30, it was still down, so that was a little depressing. A good thing was that it was really warm, so I got to wear my gray coat instead of my black one! Oh. Another bad thing was that I left my lipgloss in the black coat. :( Ooo, but it's only a three day school-week, so there's a good thing! And another really good thing was that there was Youth!

We played this game where you had to pick a "Random Thing" of of the bag, and then you had to act it out for your team to guess. I went twice and got: Fall through the ice while fishing, and Eat a muffin with ants in it. Besides the fact that I died and ate bugs, it was really fun!

Then we talked about how we're the clay, and God is molding us. You have to dig really deep to find the clay first. Then you have to slowly make it mold-able, and when it's ready, he starts to mold us. Sometimes he has only to gently shape the edges, other times he has to really beat us to get us on the right path. And sometimes we get a crack in our sides that gets so big that God just has to mush us up and start all over again.* Scott said that, when we first become Christians, we're like the clay in the first stage; a big puddle on the ground.

So, am I the cracked pot, or am I the puddle? I think I'm the puddle -- I'm not broken or messed up, just undefined. And as I learn more about God, I'll eventually start to have a specific shape. Only, I still don't know what shape that will be, so I guess I'll have to let God decide.

And I'm okay with that.

*Oh, the reason I called this "Scott the Cracked Pot" is because when Scott was trying to make an example, he called himself a Cracked Pot by accident. It was really funny! (Yeah, Scott, it was!)

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

:) Welcome to 2010!

Wow, that's going to be hard to put at the top of my writing and schoolwork. I'm so used to putting "200something" that now it'll be hard to put 2010, you know?

Okay, well, I just wanted to say hi to everyone in the new decade, so I'll see you around!

-Samm