Beavers

This is just so that I remember the beavers' names. From youth group. Don't ask. :)

-Peter

-Gertrude

-Patrick

-Joey

-NimNim

-P-Diddy

Yup. *winks*

I Love Cats

hehe my cat is laying on me. :) Oooo, claws in my stomac....ow.

Anyway, yup. I didn't have time to upload french song in english, so here it is now!

If I was a cat

That would be real swell

I’d save lots of time

Taking a shower

I wouldn’t have to go

To school every day

I’ve stay in my bed

Forever

I could run

Really fast on my four paws

I’d win every race for certain

If I was a cat

Cats are adorable

They breath, drink, eat and sleep

They purr loudly

Except for when they have to go outside

If you make them go outside

They can become violent

With sharp claws and teeth

And it will hurt very much, obviously

But I love cats

A cat is quite intelligent

And also a good buddy

I’d be a great addition

To any family!

I’d have a little nose

Pink like a flower

Long and thin whiskers and yes

Still the same heart

My senses would heighten

I would have perfect balance

And the thing I would love to taste the most

Would be a bowl of milk

If you think that I am silly like a broom

I will never turn into a cat

Even that idea is Chinese for you

But I burn the candle by both ends

I’ll get there with my imagination

My only dream is to be a cat!

Chrous

No, not rats!

His pair of socks,

Hey, get down from there!

I love cats.

PS: Random is soooooo cute!! She's purring so loudly, just like my song says! XD

Here you go, Jade!

J'adore les Chats!

No, you did not just read that title wrong -- it's in French, which is shy your uncomprehending mind is thoroughly confuzzled at the moment. I was, in the begining, going to write it about my eight greade year, but I found that it was too personal, and a little suicidal-sounding. So, I settled for (what else?) cats. If you don't understand French *coughjadecough*, then I have placed a translation in at the bottom just for you! :) Enjoy, and please try to remember that I was probably high while I wrote this. (NOT REALLY! Sheesh, take a joke, will you? I don't do drugs, kay?)

PS-The reason some things are circled or boxed or underlined or whatever is none of your concern -- it's for my teacher.

J’adore les chats

Samm Double MM

Si j’étais une chatte

Ça serait bien suave

Je sauverai amplement de temps

Pendant que je me lave

Je n’aurai pas besoin d’aller

À l’école chaque journée

Je resterai dans ce lit

Pour toute éternité

Je pourrai courir

Très vite sur mes quatre pattes

Je gagnerai tous les courses, bien sûr,

Si j’étais une chatte

Les chats sont adorables

Ils respirent, boire mange et dors

Ils ronronnent très fort

Sauf quand ils doivent aller dehors

Si tu les faits sortir

Ils peuvent devenir méchants

Avec les griffes et dents

Et ça va faire très mal; vraiment!

Mais j’adore les chats

Un chat est si intelligent

Puis aussi un bon ami

Je serai une bonne addition

À n’importe quelle famille

J’aurai un petit nez

Rose comme une fleur

Des moustaches longues et minces, mais oui

Encore le même cœur

Mes sens seront montés

Mon équilibre serai parfait

Et la chose j’aimerai gouter le mieux

Serai un bol de lait

Si vous pensez que je suis fou comme un balai

Tournerai en chatte n’arrivai jamais

Cette idée est du chinois pour vous

Mais je brule la chandelle par les deux bouts

Avec mon imagination, j’arrivai

Je n’ai aucun rêve sauf devenir un chat!

ﻦRefrainﻦ

Non, pas les rats

Sa paire de bas

Hé, descendre de là!

J’adore les chats!

Hmm.. I have to go to your play now Jade, so I will post the english version when I get back!! good luck!!

Not Anything

So, I've been thinking...what's special about me? I've pondered this for most of the evening, and here is my analysis:

1. My hair isn't brown, but it isn't blond. It isn't long, but it isn't short. Not curly, not strait.

2. My eyes aren't green, but they aren't blue. They aren't big, but they aren't small.

3. I'm definitely not fat, but I'm also not a twig.

4. I don't wear braces, but nor do I have perfect teeth.

5. I'm not always cranky, but I have frequent, unwanted mood-swings.

6. I ain't a girly-girl, but I'm no BID either.

7. My fingernails are okay for the most part, except that I bite the skin around them so that my finguers are always bleeding.

8. I'm super developed (yes, I am talking about that), but I'm not a bra-stuffer *coughcoughkenedycoughcough*

9. I have friends, but I'm not popular.

10. I have--I mean, had-- a stalker, but he was a creeper.

11. I'm not tall, but I'm tall enough to feel tall around my friends.

I have more than that, but I don't feel like writing them. It doesn't matter anyway, because I've come to my conclusion:

1. I have awesomely thick russet-coloured hair, the perfect length for putting back into a pony.

2. I didn't end up with my mom's eyes (I mean, what eyes? Teeny tiny!), and I can wear anything and the colour always matches thanks to my colour-changing irises. Plus, models would kill for my eyelashes!

3. I'm not big enough to be super-self-conscious, and also not skinny enough for fat chicks to give me hate-stares. :) I get enough of those already...

4. Er..I like my teeth..? I've never had to get a filling before. Yea, that's all I've got for that one..

5. Um..I'm working on this one, too. Maybe people like my mood-swings? Hmm...

6. I'm not a BID! And I have great sense of style (according to me) and I don't wear low shirts like a slut. (No offence, Kaitlyn. XD)

7. I'm trying to stop bitting them, and now I've been rewarded; They look a-mazing now. (Well, my nails do, anyway. I'm still working on skin-bitting-rehab...)

8. No comment.

9. The friends that I do have are so totally awe-SOME that I don't need anyone else! ♥♥♥♥

10. He's gone! G-O-N-E! *happy dance*

11. I only really ever notice my friends' shortness when we're looking in a mirror beside one another, so if they stand beside somebody else, so most of the time it slips my mind.

Extra Awesomes:

I got 100% in English class.

I'm obsessed with cats. CATS RULE!!

My legs are so hawt!

I have nice-enough feet.

Well, there you go. ^_^ I should go now --- READING TWILIGHT AGAIN! So great. *sigh* I just love love LOVE Edward! NOT Robbert P, but just the character Edward in the BOOK. so much cooler in the book...so much more real...however silly it sounds, I find that he's more realistic in my mind then when I can actually see him. Sigh...*happy dances again*

Gotta read!

-Samm

Partnership Heartship

*sniff* No YouTube partnership for Samm. Sigh....yup, it's true. Got an e-mail the other day saying that I wasn't accepted. :( Oh well, I'm over it. Well, almost. Yup, I'm over it. Actually, I really am over it, because even though I'm not a partner, I STILL GET PAID! YAY! Okay, I feel better now. Actually, I'll go check how much money I've made in total. Be right back.

...

Yay! So far, I've made $1,65! Yippy! Okay, now I really have to let Alex on...

Another Day...

Are you wearing a bunch of baby birds? No? Then why are your clothes screaming "cheep"?

~Clever4Ever Samm!

Yeah, I didn't even steel that one from The Clique books! I made it up myself. *beam* Don't get it? 'Sucks, but I can't be bothered to explain. Al wants to watch Merlin, so I have to type fast. Congratz to Jade for finally joining the world on YouTube! ♥ Lol-ed at the vids. What's up with them, anyway? Her name is arthursgurrl (Surprised? Me neither.) and she has so far three hawsome videos. Oops, gotta act fast -- commercial's comming up, and that's when Alex is going to shut me down. But. Hm. Well, ya know, I don't actually have much to say. Oh, only this! Did I ever metion a cookie in my locker? Well, anyway, there was a cookie in my locker for, like, two weeks, and I thought Emily was totally gross. But I didn't say anything because she would, you know, beat me up. But then Katilyn found out from Madi that the cookie wasn't Emily's, and she thought that it was mine. Weird, huh? Wonder who's cookie it was...

K, see you!

-Samm

Computers!

Don't you get really annoyed when your computer wont do what you want it to do? Like right now, for instance. I'm trying to make a video using Windows Movie Maker (aka the shittiest program EVER) and it's not working. It keeps freezing! Erg! And I need to finish this for tomorrow. So I have to do it now because, ahb-viously, I'm at school tomorrow. So, yeah. Grr. And also, when Phillip (he's my uncle, by the way, and totally ah-mazing. He's a horse dentist! No, not a vet, a dentist. How hawsome is that?) plugged his laptop into our modem to get access to the internet, guess what? The internet crashed on my computer, and we were both fails at getting it back. (But it did come back, because how else would I be writing?)

Did you ever notice that I use (brackets) a ton? That's kinda fishy, isn't it? It's like I don't really want to say something, but I do anyway...

What was I talking abuot? Oh, right. Computers. Crap, fail computers.

Well, errr...that's really all I had to say.

Hm. I should really update this more often.

Kk, bye!

-Samm

Wow.

Wow. sorry I haven't posted in a while. I've been busy movie-making. Woo-hoo to almost partnership! did I tell you that I've already earned, like, 12 cents from YouTube? *beams* WEll, anyway. I haven't been typing here in a whyle because I've also been ty[ing on my new website! It's for Sammykit, of course. But I just finished it today! Wanna see? go to http://sammykit.weebly.com and read all about it!

I have Youth groupe in, like, ten minutes, and

Ooops! My videos done uploading! Gotta go!

-Samm

Arrg! Waiting!

Nooo! We just finished watching Heartland, and now we're supposed to be watching Merlin, but dad's on the phone, and if we don't start watching it....like, eight minutes ago, then we're going to miss the first few minutes of Smallville! Arg!!! STOP TALKING ON THE PHONE! I will stare at him onw, and send messages with my mind until he gets off...Get off the phone, get off the phone...get off the phone...get off the phone...get off the phone...get off the phone...get off the phone...THEIR GONNA BURN MERLIN! I think he's getting off now! No...nevermind...SHUT UP! WE DON'T CARE IF SHE'S EATING MEAT ANYMORE! I'm going insane!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In through the nose...out through the mouth.....in through the nose....our through the mouth...in through the nose...out through the mouth...in through the nose...out through the mouth..in through the nose....

GET TEH HECK OFF THE PHONE!

Please, Lord, make him get off now....

He's getting oof! YES!

ALEXXXXXX!! Come ONNNNNNN!!!

Ug. He's talking again.

Uh-Oh...

Mum's mad at me. She didn't know where I was. I was a youth group at Morning Gate, and needed to be picked up at 8. I told her that this morning. But she thought that I was downtown at the old church, and when I wasn't there, she (I'm guessing) started freaking out. Kaitlyn's mom was driving me home, because it was half after and I didn't have a drive. Somehow (And I have no idea how) mum got Kaitlyn's mom's cell phone number, and my mom was like "Samm! Where ARE YOU?!" I feel kinda bad, but she knew I was with youth group, so I was safe, and also, I told her this morning where I was going (just because I left out how to get to the church doesn't mean that I didn't tell her!).

Anywho, got LOTS AND LOTS of HW, so I'd better get cracken. I also wanted to finish my book tonight, so see ya!

-Samm

Before Work

Yup, work! It's take-your-kid-to-work-day at our school! But only for the 9th graders. I'm going with my mom to her Credit union. But I'm not actually working at her usual job...She's getting me to film her workers at their jobs so that the bank that they're going to merge with can get to know everyone here. Cool idea huh? And get this! I might (that's might) be getting paid. But probably not...still, though. Just the thought of that seems pretty cool! Oh, but don't tell anyone that I'm doing this! I'm supposed to do exactly what my mum would normally do, so if my teachers find out I could get in trouble.

Oh, Kaitlyn found somewhere to go - she couldn't go to the Hospital because of H1N1. So, since Nisha's mum works at an elementary school, Kaitlyn slept over there last night, and today she's going to work with the fifth graders. :) Cute!

Oh, well, I guess I'd better go get ready. We go in like, ten minutes. Wish me luck at my job! :)

-Samm

PS- I love love LOVE my eyebrows right now! I just had them done yesterday. And finally the lady who did them admitted that one was different than the other. I've been telling people that for years!! Okay, well, see ya!

Hi!

Just wanted to say hi before school.

So..hi!

-Samm